Things that you do not need to know

Kitty manage to half poop outside of the litter tray / kick out half of her leavings afterwards onto the carpet – oh well, nothing I couldnt clean up with a scoop and some antibacterail spray.

My cast began to smell like cats and feet – I used febreeze and now its ok again

look down – in the middle of your belly is a belly button. When did you last clean it out? the answer is probably not recently enough. It’s probably accrued some dry crusty  Go get some exfoliant, a cotton bud (qtip) and some moisturiser and set to.

Most animals will respond to the name of ‘pickle’. Try it some time.

Sometimes fruit jellies are required. Sometimes you just have to hunt down some vegan ones. Yum.

 

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